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submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 36 points 4 months ago

I used to be young and poor, now after many years of hard work I am no longer young.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In this economy? Do you know how much a headstone costs!?

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

a stone? Like 14 pounds. That's not too expensive, right?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

My girlfriend's mum always asks what we're gonna do with all the money we save. I just tell her we're gonna have a huge, gold casket

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 4 months ago

Every time I work a job really hard, I constantly get called into HR for sexual harassment. I don't even know how it's harassment to just have a boner 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] ravermeister@lemmy.rimkus.it 3 points 4 months ago

So true

[–] jared@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Building your own coffin.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, people really do remember you if you constantly have a raging boner at work.

(It's not over work, I swear! That is sucking on my feeble remnants of a soul, not my dick.)