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[–] jayWL@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 days ago

honestly pretty good

Been seeing a woman for a month. On Friday I picked her up from the airport, we went to my house, cooked food together, had some really good sex. I wanted to make it slightly more romantic but the fancy vegan cheeses I ordered so we could have wine and cheese in front of a fireplace didn't arrive. So just homemade pizza and wine. The next day she had some errands but we went to her place in the evening. Sunday we stayed at her place, but went out to the gym together during the day, otherwise mostly lazy with movies and stuff.

We enjoy each other's company and it's been nice so far. We will see how it goes, but the valentine's weekend was really chill.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I bought a new drill (cord, does both hammer drill and regular)

Pretty nice so far, especially with concrete bits

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

The girl got hammered and drilled too on that day.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Internal ultrasound scan for me.

It's exactly what it sounds like.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did the probe buy you dinner first? I imagine it was awkward with the radiologist being a third wheel the whole time.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 19 points 6 days ago

No, but I did pay $400 for the privilege!

[–] loics2@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

I don't know what it sounds like, I'm not a dog

[–] hark@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago

This is the unhinged Internet I signed up for!

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Was it hot and ready?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Hell ya! Stuff that crust!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

Dog got out, found her in 15 minutes thankfully.

Got to play with some ropes.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Was Valentine's recently?

Time has lost all meaning

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

I learned that, in Latin America, it is also the Day of Love and Friendship.

I was in a relationship until almost a month ago.

Now just kind sad because I study from home and have almost zero social interactions.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I'm the disembodied pair of thighs, it was great.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

that's last Thursday?...

ooh I had spaghetti that day

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Work, same loneliness since past 30 years, tired... fml

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I think the receptionist is interested but I'm not gonna hit on her at work like a skeevy fuck.

Seeing someone get hit on is like watching someone take their dick out in public.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

I wish i had a good solution for this.
Maybe write your number on the receipt?

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent valentines day cranking my hog (literally. I ground pork, and stuffed 25 pounds into casings to make bratwurst.)

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