Canadian troops report that the White House ignited even quicker than expected, due to an overabundance of discarded McDonalds wrappers and shredded documents.
This gave me a good laugh. ๐คฃ
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The cocaine and ketamine losses are estimated to be $150 million.
At least it'll solve the Adderall shortage.
Thanks Canada, you're always there for us when we need you. Oh! Carp! this is the Onion.
Iโm choosing to eat the onion on purpose
Burn baby, burn!
I can only imagine the grease fire if rump caught fire!
Out the explosion when it reaches one of his gas pockets.