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You can change the spelling of one word in the English language to match how they are pronounced. What word do you pick? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by ericbomb@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm picking "Colonel" needs to be respelled to match how it's pronounced.

Try to pick a word no one else has picked. What word are you respelling?

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[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Blood. Looks like wood but you would be wrong.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd change "I" to "pxmipexokal" just to screw over everyone's typing speed.

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[–] wholemilk@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

"separate" to "seperate"

[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Lasagna, now pronounced how it looks!

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It already is. gn makes a "nnya" or "nnya" sound, as seen in other words like sfolgnino or gnocchi.

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[–] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"next, what your gonna do is...."

NOW.

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[–] Nurgle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s two, but I’m just gonna swap ‘sweat’ and ‘sweet’ spellings.

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[–] fred@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't fuck with it. The road to hell is paved with good intentions

[–] Lantech@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Manure

ma-newer

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[–] MudMan@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First of all, you want to replace the way "coronel" is pronounced to match the spelling, not the other way around.

Second, I'd do "bass" and kill two birds right there and then.

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[–] Poseidon2023@artemis.camp 3 points 2 years ago

Too shall now be spelled to

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Laff

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