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submitted 3 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You get Putin jail.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

more like they putin a bullet in your head

or you're putin outside of your apartment window

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You get thrown out a window. Or Putin a grave.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Would you say things get a little... cagey?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but... how does one obey some boxing gloves?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting punched in the face ought to do it

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wait just to make sure, KGB stands for Killing Gloves of Boxing right?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly don't know where you're coming from. If this is supposed to be a joke, it went right over my head.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the killing gloves of boxing is an item in TF2. most people call it the KGB

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, okay, I get it now.

Sorry, never played that game.