They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?
Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:
Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."
The lawmakers are afraid of the competition
Roflmfao!!!!!!
Guilty as charged!
So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?
Dildo inspector at work:
Well for butt plugs you have: