this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Oh it Already is.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I'd argue it's quite the opposite.

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on "lapse" you'll experience.

[–] nrezcm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Its okay they are pros at it.

[–] Casmael@geddit.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The ~~gift~~ poop that keeps on giving

[–] kitastro@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

accuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die ☠

[–] Ral@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it's like when it actually happens though.

[–] 15liam20@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe he's dead but his battery isn't.

[–] quantum_mechanic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Venutianxspring@lemmy.fmhy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

/c/nopoop fixed it for you

[–] bitcoin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

8 months no alcohol here;)

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

4 weeks no feaces

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

That's a huge effort!

[–] MoltenBoron@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holup. People track dookies?

[–] ThaijsClan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Find the Lemmy user "mizu". They've been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it's become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it's performance art

[–] cottonmon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] cashews_win@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in 'Lemmy Museum' as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Any idea how to link to a user here?

[–] sycamore@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?

[–] 0x512@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Congrats on the smoking!

One of my grandfather's started smoking when he was 11 years old. But then after he got married to his wife he got a call from his wife's doctor while he was at home and was told his wife had asthma.

He quit smoking half way through a cigarette and never touched any tobacco products again.

Just felt like sharing that for inspiration in case anyone might have a problem with their efforts to quit smoking.

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shitzen poopens

[–] LostRedditor@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Congrats.

Now no poop for 4 days.

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

???? 12 d 12h....

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Apparently they're already on 12 days..

[–] tram1@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

A ciggy might help with the poo...

[–] galacticturd@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

You haven’t pooped??