Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

stop typing you're blocking the view thx

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Jesus, why

[–] MrGerrit 17 points 5 months ago

House of Smeghma!

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

slytherin

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Can you don’t?

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Stupid sexy Hagrid

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

A bare bear on a bear, bairn.

[–] lukstru@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That moment when you put the hat on your head, and it puts you in Hufflepuff, but then you put it on your dick and it puts you into Slytherin

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now the real question is

Is his shlong big enough to fill his hat, and if so, does he use a garden hose roller to keep it tidy when not in use?

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I mean that French headmistress seemed pretty happy

[–] Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Hey alright

[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

The timeless art of seduction.