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just jerking it with the bros

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[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is preferable to the libertarian-alert shit that so many musicians around that time were bragging about in their own song lyrics so there's that I suppose.

[โ€“] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Crazy common. Be it groupies or.... Even marriage sometimes

[โ€“] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Keeping the JO crystal charged was crucial to their success

[โ€“] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Once Yoko started siphoning energy it was all over

[โ€“] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Damn im surprised someone beat em to the game grumps reference

[โ€“] Moonworm@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think mutual, separate masturbation is pretty common among young men actually.

[โ€“] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

...what? guess I wasn't invited because I've never heard of that before

[โ€“] HexBeara@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Same was prolly too weird and hella closeted, probably hit on without even knowing too. blob-no-thoughts

[โ€“] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

happened a few times IRL when i was much younger but iirc nothing to completion, just watching a lil porno with the friends

edit: i guess that means gooning is weird but it's not really that weird

[โ€“] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Never masturbated with my peers, but every single LAN party I was at had a late-night porn watching, comparing and sharing aspect that was kind of homoerotic in hindsight.

[โ€“] Zoift@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago
[โ€“] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They invited Eric Clapton but he just kept talking about shrinking someone down and putting them in his ass

[โ€“] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine what the Beatles goon seshes were like

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They mostly just spanked their Monkees

they went down on their yellow submarines

[โ€“] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

the-boys-lthe-boys-r me and the boys

[โ€“] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

hey the beatles finally did something i can respect

[โ€“] Guamer@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Friends who goon together, stay together

[โ€“] Moss@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Okay so has no one else heard about this silliness before? There is a story I once saw and believed at face value (no idea if its true) that the Beatles would jerk off together and say the names of women they found attractive, and then one of them would drop a bomb and say "Winston Churchill" out loud so that everyone else had the image of Churchill in their head while jerking off.

[โ€“] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

anyway is it that unusual to masturbate with friends? i guess for adults but i did that when i was a teen

[โ€“] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

My teen years were so boring apparently =(

[โ€“] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

sicko-hyper Beatlejerk Beatlejerk Beatlejerk

[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

I suppose jerking it with enemies would somehow be odder. Or something. idk, having been through the nudist hippy circuit it doesn't sound that beyond the pale.

i thought this was well known. it was referred to as "The White Album"

gottem.

[โ€“] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Good for him, I guess. But why do we need to know about it?

"He's not even the best cummer in the Beatles"

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

This means we have an eyewitness account of John Beatle beating his ~~spouse~~ dick

[โ€“] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Whomst among us?

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago

not remotely surprising news