Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
I dedicate this post to MinguPingu. The only other person that posts on this community. :3
Bloody, beaten, and at the absolute limit of my exhaustion, I have crossed the finish line and have a full two weeks of time between jobs to enjoy with just me, my partner, and our dog. These posts might seem silly to some, but god damn, I needed this. I gave it my all, and it was enough.
It matters to you, and that's what matters.
Enjoy those two weeks, friend.
Thank you Tommy! (ʘᴗʘ) It has become a daily ritual for 1 year now. Crazy how time flies.
It's my Thursday, but close enough :)