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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Nintendo Boy

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[–] cs127@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

127 is because biggest signed 8 bit integer

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Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

[–] anti@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

anti name anti-theft-device on old bad site. anti join Lemmy, small user base, anti name available, boom.

[–] Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago

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Kava likes kava

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Like Gyozas. Gyozas powerful.

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Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

[–] skunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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MishaMouse nickname is Misha, and Mouse is like mouse from Mickey Mouse.

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Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thelsim likes the sound of Thelsim’s own name, so Thelsim approves of this question :)
Thelsim is a unique enough name, if you see Thelsim somewhere else, there’s a good chance it is Thelsim.
Thelsim thought it up on the spot and kind of identifies with it now. It’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as a normal name. It’s become Thelsim’s online identity.
Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

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Kbin. Kbity. Like kitty but kbin. Kbity!

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[–] Veraxus@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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