Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2023
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Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
Big. Fat. Hen.
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
OH GOD, NO
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
You guys like swarms of things, right?
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Assie!
Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
Some folks call me Orange Joe
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
For no raisin
Good news everyone!