Futurama

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Shut up baby, I know it!

To shreds, you say?

To shreds, you say?

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

I'm 40% Futurama references

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

My manwich!

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

To shreds, you say‽

Good news, everyone!

To shreds you say?

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

Good news, everyone!

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Good news everyone!

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

That just raises further questions!

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

All I know is my gut says maybe.

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

No I’m ….doesn’t.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?