"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
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The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
"The Original Party Worm"
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
I already did!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Oh fuff
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
just practicing my stabbing!
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
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"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
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My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
Fun on a bun.