Welcome to TheSimpsons, a community for discussing everything related to America's non-prehistoric cartoon family, The Simpsons!
Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, basically every post starts with 'Guess the Episode', is that all this community is?"
To which I say you've got some attitude, mister.
But no, any Simpsons content is allowed in this community, although we do ask that you keep the shitposting over in !simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works.
These "Rules" aren't real, so if you think of something clever, do that instead.
1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.
Also points are made up and don't matter
Hello, I am not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, dig through your magazines, rearrange your shelves, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.
HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!
No idea what season, but I'm pretty sure this immediately follows "whoa, windows! I don't think I can afford this place."
But why are the Simpsons selling their house?
Because Mr. Scorpion offered Homer a job.
Don’t call him Mr. Scorpion. His name is Mr. Scorpio, but don’t call him that either.
Thank you, come again - Homer
Arguably the best Simpsons episode of all time.
The Denver broncos!
SCORPIO! Correct.
S5E13?
N0P3. Apu is angry/mocking the family here.
Nah. He's just there to use their rest room, flip through their magazines, rearrange their carefully shelved items, and handle their food products in an unsanitary manner.
How do you like it! Correct!