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What are your thirty favorite linux distros? (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 29 points 2 years ago

1: Debian

2..30: Debian with a different wallpaper pre-installed

[–] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Note: Distributions in italics are dormant or discontinued.

  1. ArchLabs
  2. Trisquel GNU/Linux-libre
  3. openSUSE
  4. crunchbang++
  5. Arch Linux
  6. Debian
  7. MX Linux
  8. Pop!_OS
  9. risiOS
  10. EndeavourOS
  11. Antergos
  12. Fedora
  13. elementaryOS
  14. Devuan
  15. BunsenLabs
  16. Peppermint OS
  17. Linux Mint
  18. siduction
  19. Frugalware
  20. Sabayon
  21. Artix
  22. AlmaLinux
  23. Springdale Linux
  24. Rocky Linux
  25. Mageia
  26. OpenMandriva
  27. SparkyLinux
  28. KANOTIX
  29. KNOPPIX
  30. LXLE
[–] Andy@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

❤️ Frugalware

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Arch, Gentoo, Funtoo, Arch, Arch, Arch, Aegis..

[–] cHk_@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm new in the Linux world.

I installed mint on my PC and have a live stick with Kali on it. like it so far.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Linux Mint is the 💣. It just works. Others may have some neat options or other benefits like rolling releases, but Mint is so hassle free.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  1. Linux

Y'all are fancy with your bloat, but I'm a purist. GNU nothing. There's no GNU here. I use only the kernel. Distros, desktop environments,... that's all bloat. Keep blowing money to upgrade your hard drives and RAM. All I need is the cache.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

bro you spent money or a motherboard and a cpu? just do it like me and connect wires randomly till stuff starts workin

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago

I don't even know that many distros. 🥺

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Thirty? I'm not old enough to even have used that many Distros.

  1. Nobara
  2. KDE Neon
  3. Elementary OS
  4. Garuda Linux
  5. Mint
  6. Tumbleweed
  7. Ubuntu
  8. Damn Small Linux
[–] SaveComengs@lemmy.federa.net 2 points 2 years ago

kde neon is love kde neon is life

i love a desnapped ubuntu with rolling release DE

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

I think Nobara is coded with some kind of black magic spells that probably required sacrifices of infants. It makes games actually work 😱

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

UwUntu all the way babyyy

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

(imma also include some non-linux)

  1. Fedora (currently using)
  2. Debian (used a lot)
  3. Android (currently using)
  4. Alpine (used a bit)
  5. Nixos (used a bit)
  6. Opensuse (used a bit)
  7. Arch (used a bit)
  8. Bedrock (never used)
  9. Gobolinux (never used)
  10. Freebsd (messed with)
  11. gentoo (never used)
  12. Haiku (messed with)
  13. Postmarketos (never used)
  14. freedos (messed with)
  15. Redox (messed with)
  16. Sailfishos (never used)
  17. Theseus (messed with)
  18. Devuan (never used)
  19. Qubes (never used)
  20. Tails (messed with)
  21. Openbsd (messed with)
  22. Serenityos (never used)
  23. Tinycorelinux (messed with)
  24. Guix (never used)
  25. Collapseos (never used)
  26. Kolibrios (messed with)
  27. Manjaro (used a bit)
  28. ubuntu (used a bit)
  29. Gloire (never used)
  30. Netbsd (never used)
[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Arch. It's the only one I really liked out of all the distro I've tried, the others went from meh/not-my-thing to awful (really bad manjaro experince x_x). Except Nobara, it's amazing for gaming EVERYTHING JUST WORKS. And I still ditched it after trying Arch... I should probably see a therapist. My ADHD: Nope, you need to try NixOS and sink even further into the madness (I've been resisting for nearly two months but it's wearing me down, plz send help :/ )