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[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The arrival of the Vogon Constructor Fleet made it all moot.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Lucky escape for Arsenal, then

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

This is my favorite part:

"Gray contacted the mayor’s office about this story. They tell us they are researching the situation."

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking local government just being mind-bottlingly stupid again. Jesus!

[–] wozomo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s “mind-bogglingly,” fyi, unless you’re using “mind-bottlingly” in an intentionally ironic way

[–] teft@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago

mind-bottlingly

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbf, I like mind-bottlingly stupid better.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I prefer “mind-gobblingly.” Like, something so stupid that it eats your brain.

[–] Seabazz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Except the mind goblin these nuts joke exists

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's good too.