Memes

Some idiot decided it would be a good idea to set up apartments buildings all around artificial ponds that serve absolutely no purpose but to look pretty and be breeding grounds for both mosquitoes and these obnoxious bastards. No skating in the winter, no swimming in the summer, maybe fishing but I doubt they're stocked with anything. Yet still, early morning, late night, mid afternoon; every waking moment of my life is plagued by canadian geese honking and shitting everywhere only to prove that they are the loudest creature in the vicinity.

Ah, the cobra chicken. A majestic beast.

Yes! Their shit looks like something that was pulled out of a clogged lawn mower.

Fuck these monsters. Government won’t even let the homeless eat these little monsters, so they have no dignity and purpose beyond harassing good-natured citizens.

Plus if you fuck with them, the Letterkenny gang is coming for you.

No retreat cost. This person Pokémons.

My dog shows no fear of geese, and will gladly scare them away for me. Easy passage for me, and another weakness for them. No barks needed, just a determined sprint.