Why walk when you can ride?
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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Keep walking, scum.
Food processors are great
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
And now we just need to weave this copper belt in
Engage the camera motherfucker
"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank."
"Double Dumbass on you"
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU FRIENDLES HORSE-FUCKER?!"
"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD B****!" - Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar
"🎶They're burning for their lives until we kill 'em again🎶"
"WE. WILL. EAT. WEAPONS."
"Stelaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"
Were it so easy.
90% of my Population died over the Winter because the Bus to the Heating Plant got stuck in the Snow. But it fine because I can just buy migrants from the thrid World for cheep.
Buy one, heck buy two!