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jfc this is the most boring fucking game I've ever played in my life. It's not fun getting one-shotted by something that you don't know about until after its killed you at least once. There's nothing interesting about worldbuilding that's all made up of intentionally vague YoU hAvE tO fIlL iN tHe BlAnKs YoUrSeLf nonsense. There's nothing noteworthy about weapon upgrades that require you to look up a guide to see what's worth investing materials in and what's not.

And already some of you have doubtlessly gone down to comment "lmao git gud". Motherfucker it's not about difficulty. You know what was a difficult fucking game? Sekiro. That game is hard as balls and I absolutely love it, precisely because its designed in a such a way that it fixes everything about Dark Souls that sucks.

In Dark Souls, every single time you rock up to an enemy, you know exactly how you're going to defeat it. You're going to learn the patterns of its attacks, dodge at the appropriate time, and hit it in the intervals between. This is interesting once, but doing it over and over again for fifteen bosses is boring, repetitive bullshit.

In Sekiro they fixed this. Instead of literally just dodging every single attack, you have a dozen different defensive options that you have to learn and apply to different attacks. Instead of knowing how every single enemy encounter is going to go down, you have a bunch of different ninja tools that have different effects that you can experiment with.

And yet the geniuses of the gaming sphere all bashed their head cavities together and decided that SEKIRO was the bad one. The best game in the whole fucking genre, now sidelined because these morons confused a repetitive grind for difficulty. And as a result Elden Ring, which was supposed to be the masterpiece of the whole thing, is just another bland endurance test.

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Absolutely GOOD post.

I play extremely hard games, I love a challenge. I beat Masters level twitch streamers in Apex Legends using the mozambique as a primary weapon.

Dark Souls is so boring. Even the basic ass enemies are just timers that insta kill you for not waiting around. You wait 10 or so seconds until he does the one (1) move where he can be hit one (1) time. Then you stand back for 10 seconds until he does it again. On the third time he dies.

You can't sneak in a second, risky, high skill attack. Or you just die.

Dark Souls is peak Japan-brain: The hardest part is dealing with how bored you are during most of it, because it punishes you for trying stop being bored by making you more way more bored than you already were. Eventually you learn to endure the baseline level of boredom because you know it can only become more boring. Even the exciting parts are exciting because you are desperately trying to avoid a massive dose of boredom.

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i feel like you hate dark souls and love sekiro for the same reason why i hate sekiro and love dark souls

In dark souls if i got stuck on a boss i can change up my playstyle, maybe roll a different build or weapon and use whatever

in sekiro if i got stuck i can basically only git gud

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sekiro has one play style and it’s “Parry or die” and I suck at parrying

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

Sekiro fans parrying away their chances of getting a social life

[–] s0ykaf@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

souls games are horrible and everyone who likes them either has a terrible taste or is desperately attempting to overcompensate their irl failures by succeeding in "hard" videogame challenges

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (6 children)

A friend gifted me Dark Souls: Prepare To Die edition on Steam

I gave up after about 5 minutes because the controls felt weird

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Yeah, honestly I always felt weird whenever I told anyone "I'm just not interested in Dark Souls". It just... doesn't look fun? 2 dead bastards in clunky suits of armor slowly hacking away at each other and if you fuck up once by getting clipped on the back swing of a sword swing then you lose a good chunk of the last 2 hour's progress and you die in one shot? Minimal dialogue and direction from NPCs? Yeah I'll pass

If I want cool fighty action I got Yakuza and if I wany compulsively perfectionist gameplay I got Cook Serve Delicious 2.

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[–] AmericaDelendeEst@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Nobody likes dark souls there are only various levels of delusional stockholm syndrome esque defense of it

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[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried the first one for like 20 mins. It didn't run very well, the controls were pretty mediocre, I remember having to fight the fucking camera like in Shrek 1 xbox (2001), and it was, above all else, boring. None of the others looked any better. Then thanks to capitalism there's 100's of clones. very cool

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