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[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I still can't get my head around the fact Hegemony isn't pronounced like Ceremony, "Hedge-eh-moany".

I was horrified to find out it's "heg" like "leg" and "emony" like "lemony". Such an uncomfortable word to say, it still trips me up every time I say it.

[–] mac@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Gotta get a petition running to change that, I refuse to believe it isn't 'Hedge' - 'emony'. Honestly that's disgusting.

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Shillelagh embodies this for me. None of my guesses were even close.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I was really embarrassed the first time I watched Harry Potter.

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[–] exoplanetary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my best instances of this was when I pronounced “ricochet” as “rich-oh-chett” (rhymes with Boba Fett) as a kid. Never gonna live that one down.

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You can tell someone grew up a rube because they say things like "You can tell someone grew up reading"

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I always enjoyed reading about Yosemight National Park

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[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can tell someone grew up reading amongst troglodytes this way.

No one only family read, I was forty years of age having a very Oscar from The Office discussion about ISIS and mispronounced “apostasy”. I still lie awake cringing over that sometimes.

[–] graff@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Mispronouncing a word is not a bad thing. It means you read it somewhere before

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mispronouncing words isn’t really a big deal, just blame it on English being a tricky language (it is). Tbh no one would even remember such a thing, so I don’t recommend being sleepless about it :)

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[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mine was facade. I read it as fuh-cade and thought phissod was people putting up a false front.

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[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I feel personally attacked.

[–] elrik@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Idempotent

It still never sounds right to me.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

It genuinely is hard to master more obscure English pronunciation because so much of it is made up of loan words from very different languages, but this will help as a general principle to follow.

[–] EssentialCoffee@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think this is more attributed to how the people around you spoke rather than strictly reading.

My college roommate and I both grew up reading. My family also read books and one parent was college educated. Her family only read the local paper (6th grade reading level). She was the only reader in her family.

So we both grew up reading, but I could pronounce words she couldn't simply because the people around me also knew and used them.

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