this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago

Anon needs a fucking doctor. I'm pretty sure after even like two weeks your colon becomes impacted so much as to not be able to naturally clear, much more and you start risking blockages so severe that they back up into the stomach and come out the other end, which is Super Super Bad.

[–] benni@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No way this is real. He'd be carrying around dozens of kilograms of digested food with him at this point.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying he's.... full of shit?

[–] benni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes. One way or another.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is it possible anon has subsisted on IVs this long?

[–] Bombyk0l@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Possible with anorexia and bulimia though.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Posted on Valentine's Day no less

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Anon need laxative, lots of it.....

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

I once went 4 days without shitting at first it was very much disturbing but after 2 days it was normal as hell in the end i had to force myself to shit as the temptation never came .

[–] jwelch55@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If someone was on a pure liquid diet, is it even possible? I don't think it is.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’d imagine that on a liquid diet, depending on the ingredients, there’d be some amount of waste that’d get passed to the bowels. This is just conjecture on my part, though.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

There's that old case of a fat dude who got fed intravenously by doctors and took vitamins and water for a whole year to lose weight. Iirc he only shit like twice. He said it took him a while to get over the feeling of being hungry.