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Biden wondering if that crinkling noise is Trump's rain jacket or his diaper
Biden running with Trump as his running mate vs Trump running with Biden as his running mate.
I demand election by combat
I don’t even know who I would bet on. Trump can’t use stairs and Biden seems more active but he’s at that age where you’re one fall away from a broken hip and becoming bedridden.
Biden would definitely fuck trump up in a fist fight. Trump can't even drink water with one hand.
Small hands could still be dangerous.
Cause they’re easier to throw
But Trump has more experience hurting politicians. Remember how he was a germophobe who famously refused to shake hands, until he realized he could use it as an excuse to put on a pathetic show of dominance?
That’s when I really started liking Justin Trudeau. He was so much stronger that Trump and let everyone know it.
Well call me a 10-year-old because I would fucking pay to see that fight.
Makes me wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still on the air
They'd just make their secret service agents fight each other like Pokémon
....why does that sound almost better.
Can this be US politics? Please?
Give these two a playground where they can build forts and fling mud clumps at each other over imaginary lines they make in the sand
Then open the actual border
Why do that when we can intentionally lead them slightly over the border, void their citizenship, and then tell them they have to sit in a detention center until they can be processed.
PRESIDENTIAL RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE
I'd say they should debate, but we know how that went last time XD
i want to see mr president embrace the satsui no hado and do a Raging Demon.
You should probably watch less cartoons, I've no idea what you're saying
That one's from a video game, not a cartoon.
Street Fighter, if you're curious.