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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE] (www.tattletaletimes.com)
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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/24/enfamil-develops-tranquilizing-baby-formula-with-help-from-large-animal-veterinarians/

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago

a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

I'd like a dose for myself, please

[–] lukeblackwell86@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i wish this were true

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Flying would be so much better.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago

I didn't read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I caught this while scrolling and was momentarily shocked to see an ad. Glad I was wrong.