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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

'Did you find this helpful?'

NO, what in the FUCK is a sunset?

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

New deep state psychological weapon that makes all children hate their TRUE PATRIOT parents

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Figures, that's why my NO GOOD, grandson who loves blacks hasn't called me in 2 years.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know that big ball of fire in the sky?

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yah know that bright thing that makes stuff hot.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell us more about your wacky theory.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So there's this big ball of fire in the sky that makes everything hot and bright. Sometimes it goes away thought and it gets darker and cooler. When it's about to go away but it's still kinda there it makes the sky all kinds of weird colors.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seriously go outside at the right time, it's totally up there. You just can't look at it for very long.

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

at the right time

that bit is doing a lot of heavy lifting here comrade brow but i guess i've just never been outside at the exact correct second... sure...

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go out, if it's dark wait about 6 hours then go out again

[–] GaryLeChat@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I went out at 22:00, no fireball, then I went out at 4:00, still no fireball. gotcha

[–] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

lenin-sure oh yeah sure there's this thing thats totally real but you just cant look at it

[–] fox@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Big Eldritch ball in the sky that gives people cancer if it shines light on them for too long. You can use a shaped lens to summon its dire energies on hapless targets to ignite them. Some clowns a while back figured out how to channel those same forces to power unliving machines which nominally do our bidding but sometimes violently expel their energies in a burst of toxic smoke and flame.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

We are a pretty cool fantasy world.

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Funny enough I was in NYC when the Diablo 4 came to town and reduced everyones life span (if you know you know). kitty-birthday-sad

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

like 3 months later my boss goes "you know I was reading a story about how breathing in wildfire smoke can actually cause a ton of health issues. I had no idea! I hope I'm okay..." and I was jus sitting there like bulborb-stare

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

great and normal how the entire top half of society is dominated by absolute mannequins

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all connected 👁️

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ah yes dr. kek of the kek society very-smart

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kék means blue in Hungarian. Blue is the colour of the sky....

THEY'RE IN ON IT shinji-losing-it

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

GORKA HAS RETURNED!

S.U.N.S.E.T. - Solar Uranium Nuclear Satellite Eliminating Tyranny.

It's joever for all of us joever

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Oh shit oh fuck!

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Dr kek studied at the top kek university

[–] Zodiark@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The final days are truly among us.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tiānshàng tàiyang hóng ya hóngtōngtōng ēi
Xīnzhōng de tàiyang shì máozédōng ēi

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In Los Angeles the sunsets sometimes make the sky into pink goofy clouds its really pretty

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

We get that too, fairly often actually. Most of the summer and fall we get nice pink sunsets and if there's big white floofy clouds they look neat. Sometimes the sky is still blue early in the sun set but the clouds are pink, it's neat.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This unlocked something in me, a kind of aesthetic I've been craving for at least 10 years. The orange, Blade Runnery sunset sky over a city. Something about seeing these sunsets allows me to finally process the dystopian moment we inhabit, and accept the present.

Maybe some little part of me was still holding out hope that the horrors I'm seeing somehow weren't era-defining, that it could all rubberband back, but for some reason, seeing instead the kind of beauty that signifies a universal lateness of the hour is what locks it in for me.

I can see the people sitting alone in darkened highrises, pondering their options in the fading rays.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I read this as Deckard with Vangelis playing in the background

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It's a great picture, and I love your thoughts and hate to take away from it, but that's just what a sunset looks like sometimes.

i guess it really is happening

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We’re in 1320

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is like an average day for me. Only difference is instead of sky scrapers in the background it's big fucking mountains covered in snow.

Damn I bet that air smells good as fuck

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lucky for you...

Nowadays, in my city, it's all sunny yet cool and almost feels like spring 'ere...

Despite it being, erm... well, winter.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Well the secret of my success is that my job has me at hours of the day where I get to see the sunrise or sunset - and so much more - no matter what season it I'd because I spend 12+ hours trapped on the clock at different times of the day aubrey-rage-cry

So I get to see the beauty of nature daily in a way most people won't experience unless they want to be inconvenienced by changing their sleep schedules or their animal comforts.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yup sunset was extra purple last night

Love tweets that boil down to "yall ever went outside before? Pretty wild"

That's right folks... The people telling you to "touch grass" don't know what a sunset is. Reality is a bigger threat to satirists than any A.I.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sunset though