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Minister Mortimer Adramelech of the Satanic Temple Gives Ultimatum to Iowa Republicans
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i love these guys
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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As an outside observer of all the religious, right-wing bullshit going on in the US, I'm loving what TST are doing.
Then you should join us.
They already have, they just don't know it yet. 🤘🏼
I'm an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not joking. I have the rights of any ordained minister in my state. I'll go to school and help kids. No problem.
(I also got our friend ordained to marry us legally.)
.... Who is the "us" this context
WHO IS US
his/her partner in noodle 🍜
Blessed be their sauce
Ramen
Gross
And fellas - he's gonna teach kids about your religion. They're gonna learn things even you don't know.
He's going to teach those kids things about their religion they don't want to know.
Some of them will have asked questions he'll be the first to answer.
Given what most of these nut jobs know about their religion that wouldn't be hard.
That grin…