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[–] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

badism- worseism

finally a correct simulation of us bourgeois democracy

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • Antitranshumanist trans humanism
  • Armed insurrectionary incremental reformism
  • Narcotheocracy
  • Sex-positive feudalism

Fuck it, I'll take them

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Armed insurrectionary incremental reformism

Isn't that just the US?

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

three chinas policy

☠️

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Current China, Eastern China (formerly known as the United States of America) & the Holy China (formerly known as the Vatican)

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Russia East of the Urals secedes and forms China 2, now with more reindeer

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Doing ineffective altruism by taking all the money I made from being a finance ghoul, converting it into gold, burying it somewhere in the wilderness, making a vague treasure map to it, splitting the treasure map into 10 pieces, hiding them in various classical art pieces around the world, and then making up a series of riddles leading to the map pieces so that there is a non-zero but infinitesimally small chance the money will help someone some day.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

marxism-leninism-maoism-klobucharism, heavy on the klobucharism

nicholson-yes

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I put all of these into Chat GPT and asked it to generate more ideologies. here's what it gave me

Quantum Communalism

Crypto-Conservative Futurism

Algorithmic Agrarianism

Neo-Viking Libertarianism

Eco-Anarchist Techno-Mysticism

Post-Postmodern Monarchism

Biopunk Municipalism

Cosmic Nihilist Syndicalism

Afrofuturist Agrarian Anarchy

Techno-Druidic Libertarianism

Post-Industrial Nomadic Collectivism

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All of these already exist

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hell yeah i'm a member of AAA (afrofuturist agrarian anarchist)

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

when ~~keeping it real~~ making a joke goes wrong oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Quantum Communalism

So using the word "quantum" as in "discrete" then this is just... every commune is its own nation or something? Just have like 100,000 country-communes across the planet?

Crypto-Conservative Futurism

Elon Musk.

Algorithmic Agrarianism

Essentially just high-tech farming communities.

Neo-Viking Libertarianism

Up-to-date Nazi fascism, more or less. Or if we're assuming it would be actually libertarian as hypothetically described by its supporters, then just a society that is constantly cosplaying as Vikings, perhaps futuristic ones, with the American political system.

Eco-Anarchist Techno-Mysticism

I really like this one. Debating becoming this now. I imagine it would be a society that has like, pagan or druidic rituals with plenty of nature and recycling and so on, but people connect via the internet to engage with it, and the internet itself is seen as this spiritual invisible force... but also in an anarchic society.

Post-Postmodern Monarchism

I first read this as "post-postmodern modernism" which would be a pretty funny ideology by itself. Defining post-postmodernism is a task in itself, but it's far from impossible that we could see this in a Gulf Monarchy eventually.

Biopunk Municipalism

A bunch of cities made of flesh and blood. I dig it.

Cosmic Nihilist Syndicalism

This one is hilarious. Like, oh yeah, all power to the workers and all that, but... what's even the point, when we're so small compared to the universe? I don't think this could work as official policy of a society but there have definitely been people who have had this ideology before.

Afrofuturist Agrarian Anarchy

Didn't Marvel do this?

Techno-Druidic Libertarianism

Similar to Eco-Anarchist Techno-Mysticism.

Post-Industrial Nomadic Collectivism

This is literally what the United States will turn into after balkanisation and massive climate disasters.

[–] context@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pan-midwesternism will immediately split into several violently opposed factions based on their own definition of "midwest"

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But they are all united in their love for Ranch dressing.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

And use of the word 'pop' to refer to soda.

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows the midwest is just every state that does not border the sea

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Is there a mailing list for puppygirl rights activism?

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ineffective altruism

So just "effective" altruism

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Effective Altruism: being a finance ghoul exploiting third world countries for money, then immediately donating the same money to charities helping third world countries

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It went through a rebranding process based on the feedback of focus groups in light of the SBF and SVB fiascos.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unironically I can see the far right winning in Chile on an platform of Antinarco-theocracy

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Narcothocracy is just the Fremen

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's r*ddit, but r/chile have went very right wing in the last years

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

All r/location are reliably even more right wing than reddit as a whole

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the location they’re about

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Part of it was a reflection of how Chile itself has gone very right wing in the last years. Shit just a month ago we came close to replacing the Pinochet constitution with an even more right wing constitution

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

pan-midwesternism

wisconsonite gadaffi, wisconsonite gadaffi ironicat

bottom text gaddafi-stern

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Wisconcom can become a Midwestern Hoxha.

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

5 United States policy for 2025

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

puppygirl rights activism

Cops are gonna expand the paw patrol.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Don't they usually kill dogs like at ridiculous rates

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

3 China Policy

Hungdong was already liberated from pedophile Island, it would have to be 4 China policy for 2024.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You forgot trying conspiracy fueled Pan Africanism again. Who is going to be the next gaddafi-happy?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Ibrahim Traoré

[–] DavidGarcia 12 points 1 year ago

I propose Sortition-based Decentralized Militia Governance. everyone is randomly assigned to a militia (their only distinction is their color, red, green, blue, yellow etc.) at birth and conscripted, there is no state or seperation of powers, only militias.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I read the last one as ineffective autism and I think that's my new ideology

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 chinas policy: in an uno reverse move COSCO Shipping has annexed Glasgow and is using the port, forcing commodity trade via the import of vast quantities of disposable vapes into the UK.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[–] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Nooooo not the puppygirls

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Some of these are alright. I'm very interested in Tetsuya Yamagami Thought.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I think the inverse of the one expressed here, "Transphobic Transhumanism", would be a funny expression of what we already seemed to witness with people's reaction to Cyberpunk 2077. Becoming a cyborg? Sounds good! But no questioning traditional gender roles dictating biology!

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

ineffective altruism is just effective altruism mask off