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[–] Ophioparma@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I declare ownership of this car!

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That's how it works, right?

[–] r4venw@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you should pee on it for good measure?

[–] Ophioparma@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Let's lick it first, then piss on it to prevent counter-licking.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Why not just walk into a dealership and help yourself to a set of keys and drive off, because you say so?