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[–] mediocre_magi@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder "How can I best serve the company?"

[–] CucumberFetish@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company

[–] zippycat9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

YOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The true question would be: "how can your son best serve the company"? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.