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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by likeaduck@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don't forget the repository methods! getAllByTenantAndActiveAndCreatedAfterAndFirstNameContainsOrderByLastName

[–] victron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop it!

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

But the stakeholders said they needed two new filter criteria!

[–] Von_Broheim@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah that can get ugly but it's still better than writing native queries because you know it's gonna automatically translate to any db specific sql flavour.

When they get a bit too long and ugly I either write default methods using specifications or I create a more concisely named default method that wraps the verbose monster.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or you could rename your fields to single characters! getAllByAAndBOrderByC

Now I feel dirty...