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Anon looks up Danish cuisine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

You're supposed to blow on it to force the yolk out, eat that first, then fuck the albumen, and consume that afterwards. At least that's how it was taught to me.

The butthole stretcher is just like a free space in bingo.