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[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

had a friend of a friend offer me and my two friends a slice of pizza. before we could even finish bro pulled out the calculator app on his iphone 15 to determine we all needed to add him on venmo to send 94 cents each. next time i saw him he talked about taking cruise ships every summer

[–] Sushi_Desires@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you guys should hit him with hammers

[–] booty@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

94 times

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

In for a penny, in for a pounding

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

that's how the sigma affords the iPhone 15 and the cruise ships

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

How do you think he paid for the cruises? That's right, pizza money

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"friend"

I'd have just cracked up at the obvious absurdity of it

If he insisted, I'd have laughed harder and then left

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

i would have told him to suck it and let that be the last time i ever saw him

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

this is absolutely an overreaction, but my first thought was "wall"