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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I unironically love this, and now I want to deradicalize people sexfully.

[–] Synnr@sopuli.xyz 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm uh, I'm a rascal, you can derascalize me.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm just a smartass. I don't think I can be desmartassified through sex, but I'm willing to try.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

just go and meet up with your local brat tamer :) and if you particularly worry about the "smart" part of "smartass" IQ degradation and bimbo/himbofication are both on the table!