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[–] tacosanonymous@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ply?

But only if you reject the "sometimes y" clause.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

rhythm.

I think there might be a sometimes w clause too. But any w words I can think of have a y anyway

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

W is a sometimes vowel in Welsh. There are a few Welsh words that are valid in Scrabble dictionaries, which is really the only metric that matters. There are also several onomatopoeias that are valid Scrabble words, like mmm or brr or tsktsks. That last one is the only 7 letter word with no vowels or sometimes vowels.

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago

Maaan, everything is a vowel if you just Welsh it hard enough.

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also by/dry/cry/pry etc. There are loads if you exclude y as a vowel.

[–] MamboGator@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The "sometimes y" rule isn't arbitrary, though. If the y makes a vowel sound then it's a vowel in the context of that word. Vowels are the letters which represent sounds produced with an open vocal tract. It's when y makes the "yuh" sound as in "yellow" that it isn't a vowel because it requires constriction blocking the airway to produce the sound.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So whether hospital has vowels depends on what country you are in and if you have insurance? /J

[–] MamboGator@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm Canadian, where the rule of hospitals is "i(nsurance for all) before e(xtreme corporate greed) except after c(onservatives are elected)."

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was just learning about this today in response to this post! I had no idea that the definition of a vowel is based on what sound you actually make, rather than it having anything to do with what you write.

It's kind of weird that it's not taught that way in schools. Like, you're just told a/e/I/o/u are the vowels and left to get on with it. Seems to me that could just be changed to "by the way it's a/e/I/o/u/y/w, off you go".

[–] MamboGator@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dunno why anyone would downvote you for this.

"Hey, this guy is trying to learn something that he wasn't taught before! What an asshole!"

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can only imagine they're downvoting because they've had a better education than me, or paid more attention in class, or read the Wikipedia entry ten minutes before me.

[–] MamboGator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I majored in English at university and still had to double check Wikipedia to make sure I wasn't talking out of my ass. There are so many grammatical rules that I only have a tiny understanding of.

Exactly! I mean, some people (looking at you downvoters) learnt that during their education. But I (we?) didn't, and this has been a really interesting find for me.

I genuinely love learning about linguistic weirdness, I just don't know a lot about it. Or have many occasions to learn.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I was once told on one croud-knowledge site that in English letters don't imply sounds and there is no such thing as "this letter sounds like that in this word"

Makes me wonder what they would've told me about this "sometimes Y" rule that is exactly based on letter-sound correspondence

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IDK what they're teaching these days, but back in my day (😭) it was

AEIOU and sometimes Y

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back in my day, we didn't even have "and sometimes Y".

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if I'm older or younger than you so IDK if it's trending better or worse. I'm late 30s, for reference. Also Canadian since that probably makes a difference.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a little younger than you. I live in the US, but I was homeschooled in my early school years, so it's possible the curriculum my mom used simply didn't teach it. Or maybe I've simply forgotten they taught it.