Dating in your 40s is like routinely checking the fridge for food but finding nothing. You know nothing is in there, but you keep looking for some reason.

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

...and eventually you get desperate enough to drink that milk that expired 30 days ago.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not too sure you’re right on that. I’m just recently separated (divorced soon), and my uh, “fridge“ is full of many good things and I wasn’t even stocking it.

Look, I’m no Brad Pitt, more like a tall, chubby Jason Stantham. So when I tell you I’ve got a few offers from my self defense class girl partners for coffee or a movie, I suspect the dating life is going to be fine.

[–] jezebelley3d@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

As a woman I have plenty of choices they just all kinda suck. My fridge is full of purple stuff and no Sunny D.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!

Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.

[–] jezebelley3d@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I'm far from CO or I'd be taking you up on that.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

next time internet stranger, next time.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is that Kyle Cease?

[edit] Oh, never mind. I've never seen that Sunny D commercial, haha.

[–] Cringedrif@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've just given up at this point...