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[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 160 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (21 children)

Swimming's really good for losing weight, no sweating and less knee pain involved. Wish I had a private pool too, you can definitely tell the public ones are 30% filled with piss.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 year ago (7 children)

My private pool would be 70% filled with piss.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

20% cum, 10% shit and 100% drinking from it

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