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[–] hexloc 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From now on, if you see my comments, you automatically give me the right to murder you and your family.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 4 points 1 year ago

If you read this comment, including fragments or subsets of this comment, even if not read to its full extent, not read aloud or not read willingly, you agree to waive your right to murder anyone, including but not limited to persons who have previously read your parent comment, and including said persons' families, in perpetuity.

[–] RandoCalrandian@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you’re reading this, you have legally signed over all your assets and financial accounts over to me. 30% fine for each day you haven’t proactively reached out to give me access.

[–] hexloc 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad! I'm poor! 30 / 0 = 0

[–] RandoCalrandian@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

It’s 30% of the world gdp, per day

We’re on day 2 buddy, pay up before this gets serious