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Ignorance or enlightenment? (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Number of people you've slept with.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Body count is how many different people you've had sex with. Or how many you've murdered, but usually at a get-together it's the first one.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The first one was my guess, but I've sincerely never heard it used that way.

The second one is the way I've heard it used before.

Thank you for the answer.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, the key is to just start counting on your fingers.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I only recently heard about this one. But I'm decently older than 23.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could buy this being a true story. Modern social media contravorcy is getting so ridiculous even I who passively takes part ends up out of the loop on occasion. Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn't take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn’t take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

Shouldn't that be most of us? I don't use those garbage websites or their apps.

[–] nymwit@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Good. You should doubt.

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

There are no posts from this user on that subreddit so there's that.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/search?q=Author%3Abengalroute47&restrict_sr=on