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Choosing Beggars

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Stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

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Do a $2,000 job for me for free. Oh yeah, and you must be insured and experienced! (reddthat.com)
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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 103 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People just are unwilling to take free stuff. Im always trying to give away free semen and I do most of the work to boot.

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The boot may be your problem.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 21 points 2 years ago

In the US it's called a "trunk".

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, most people use a sock

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rookie mistake. Using the sock contaminates the sample with semen from all the other guys in the building.

[–] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Go to a shoe store and use the disposable socks you savage.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, lots of people here in the US enjoy licking them.

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

You are spilling your semen into a boot and nobody wants it?