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Anon searches for normal politics (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 255 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Lemmy political pov: the universe should be free and open source

[–] baked_tea@sh.itjust.works 133 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It specifically needs to run Linux.. also there is a literal war about which distro it should use

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Debian. It should run debian. We should genocide arch users.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You will never stamp us out btw!

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

They don't call us the bleeding edge for nothin'

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ultramarine Linux: die heretics!

[–] skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only distro wars

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dual boot temple OS

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Finally, the sweet rest I long for

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Death to arch!
I use arch btw

[–] uis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Derpian

[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hannah Montana OS

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Actually it's not an OS. And what you call "Hannah Montana is actually Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana or as I've started calling it Miley Cyrus + Hannah Montna.

[–] force@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

every time i see an argument about what distro to use i'm like "why the hell would anyone run something other than mint unless they're in the fbi most wanted or they hate free time"

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

Because apt sucks. Pacman for the win.

[–] skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because I use KDE and they killed that spin years ago. Also LM is bloated in my opinion so I prefer installing only what I use/prefer vs the kitchen sink approach of Mint.

Also portage > apt

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fetch, unpack, configure, compile, install, qmerge, clean

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Because I have hyperphantasia and don't like tasting mint every time I turn on my computer.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

OpenSUSE Thumbleweed

[–] uis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

War is over. It's Gentoo.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Most united the Linux movement has been.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think lemmy has all the mentioned

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

All of those have all the mentioned, they're purposefully exaggerated stereotypes

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

And money shouldn't exist.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

All your comment gives me is “unfathomably based”

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I will git clone universe

[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

This is objectively based

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I think it would be the same as Reddit