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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They do go to church actually. All surviving species do. You were just so absorbed in your sinful activities that you never took the time to learn more about them.

[–] abeojeht@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago

He died for their fins

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The First United Church of Chomp

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The Eucharist is surfer blood and sea biscuits.