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Teh wut (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 years ago by glowie@infosec.pub to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The first rule of dev club is: You don't talk about the backlog

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

But I need to poop. I can’t hold that backlog in for longer.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I've got a backlog that's about 900 long... you can definitely hold more and your company depends on you doing so. If your product department sees you closing their tickets they're definitely get uppity... and the golden rule of development is to never do a product tickets.

[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Second rule of the dev cub: You DO NOT talk about the backlog