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Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
Don't forget the suffering Irishman.
That’s not really science fiction though.
Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
Steampunk has entered the chat
Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.
Steampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don't exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.
What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?
Well since the Irish reunification of 2024... [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]
Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.
Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
It's a popular one-man show that's been on since 1966.
I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.
She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.
I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode
Was watching it again not too long ago. Such a fucking amazing episode
This gives me the urge to watch it now
I must resist and be productive
noOOOOooOO
I want to know how many takes were used for the, "Yes, ma'am, his army of evil," bit. I always crack when he says it.
Oh the little briefing room bit when they're explaining to Janeway? I'm pretty sure you can see Chakotay in the background just barely keeping it together.
I kid, Janeway was pretty cool ~~as long as she had coffee~~
I like your funny words, space man
You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy
About her coffee obsession... let's just say it wasn't just coffee in that cup.
she either had tuvix or kim tears in there too
Splitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!
Data's organ solo's pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-zgojwMYo
Or Data's rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA
Don't forget
Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.
Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma
Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu
Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues
Londo = space Hitler
... Shit, wrong magazine.
Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice
Come on now, The Thong Song isn't that bad.
Um . . Don’t make me ask
Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
Lmao fucking autocorrect
do archer and burnham XD
Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.
Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.
Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.
Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?
Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.
Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.