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Maybe an upgrade? (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Always remember: caffeine is not an energy boost, but an energy loan that you pay back with interest 😉

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is to pay off that loan with another loan.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That only works with amphetamines lol

[–] guy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but I'm happy with that. Let's me take back control of when I'm tired. I tried quitting caffeine for months and I don't like it; I was tired when I wanted to be awake and wide awake when I needed to sleep. The predictable crash at the end of the day is pretty useful when timed right.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

I like to say borrowing from tomorrow