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Trader Joe’s Adds New Fitting Rooms Where Customers Can See How Food Will Look In Their Mouth (www.theonion.com)

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[–] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone ate the onion.

[–] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just realised lol

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:-) It's really sad how believable The Onion has become.

[–] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Reflects the real world a bit too much, doesn't even feel that outrageous

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be clear, I think it's that the real world has ratcheted up the crazy, not that The Onion is doing a poor job. 🙂

[–] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Oh I misread what you said lol