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submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I have a baby and it poops itself, it will be placed in the pressure wash room for sanitisation

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In our house that’s the dishwasher.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not the washing machine?

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, you only try that once - too many bruises.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Not to mention smashed plates.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Honestly, at least for us just taking the baby with us into the shower was much easier and more relaxing than bathing it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would be so afraid of dropping the soapy baby

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago

Until we knew how to hold it well we'd only enter the showers together and one would hold the child while the other one would wash it.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

My daughter loved it when we held her with her scalp just under the shower. She would keep pushing backwards in my arms until I got it just right