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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] eskimofry@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a dumbass thing. Who the hell cuts a credit card in half that may or may not have failed due to network errors of the card reader?