Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She's such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.

[–] Otome-chan@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

My joke was about how some apartments charge you "pet rent" if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.