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You are free to go, I guess... (startrek.website)
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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Anything you say can be used against you in court."

"Titties."

"..."

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Held against you. It works much better with the proper wording.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Opportunity is not compulsion

[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In the movies they always say "... can and will be used against you"

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well since we're being all precise and shit, it's "can and will be held against you", which happens to fit the joke much better 🤷

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago

One of my favourite Talking Heads albums

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The witness requests titties. Baliff, bring in "Big Mike"

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

His name was Robert Paulson