Seems like most parents in this thread have really never met a bigger asshole than themselves. Have you ever had someone intentionally fart next to you on a flight? How about teach your kid some rude words? Or if they're too young to understand - just yell at them and scare them. Or maybe if you're annoying enough you can just be met outside the airport by someone that has a bone to pick with you, you entitled little shits.

If I wasn't there for the sex, I'm not here for the consequences. Not everyone around you is going to suffer your crotch spawn, you fucking assholes.